im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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