Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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