at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
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So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
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Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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