then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
