GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
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She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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