i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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