I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
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You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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