Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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