i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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