we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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