look no pants
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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