Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
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Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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