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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
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I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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