Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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