Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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