I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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