oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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