Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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