I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
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you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
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Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
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