The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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