yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I'm really busy with my period
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