Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Randomize
