If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
dude. I can hear the air.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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