i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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