I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I think people are normalizing furries
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