Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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