it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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