Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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