Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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