He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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