I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
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If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
This can only be settled by a dance off.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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