Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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