We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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