Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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