I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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