On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
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I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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