you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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