yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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