Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Come share oat with me in your robe
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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