I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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