Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
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I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
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