Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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