Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
please don't ironically join a cult
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