Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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