I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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