That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
