Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
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she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
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Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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