I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
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They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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