Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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