I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
You don't make any sense
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I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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