I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
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Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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